{"product_id":"sarcastic-bitch-pens","title":"Sarcastic Bitch Pens","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTime to start writing down all \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eof your sarcastic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ethoughts instead of saying \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ethem out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThese pens are the fucking best to write with. The smooth black gel ink will make writing down your dry humour all the more enjoyable. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"spec-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003e4.75' x 0.25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003e0.5mm Fine Point, Black Gel Ink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"specs\"\u003eSoft touch barrel finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Classy Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47381564817666,"sku":null,"price":22.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/2686\/7270\/files\/IMG-0582.webp?v=1771456331","url":"https:\/\/selby.store\/products\/sarcastic-bitch-pens","provider":"Selby's Bunker Coffee \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}